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takeabiteoutofyou:

g-r-i-g-o-r-i:

I am not, nor was I ever a… -sneers; -commie. -takes a swig of his drink; And we are not in Russia.

Care for a drink?

Damn straight we are not. I almost froze my nuts off trying to find a decent place to drink. Do you know a lot of your women don’t shave? Not like I care, cause all that is important is making sure they know how to pour a drink.

-Nods-

Make it two shots.

Curvaceous… strong… -chuckles, despite himself; …hairy. All these things describe the ideal Russian woman. I’m been impressed with some that can pour with the bottle tucked within their breasts. You get to clean whatever spills, of course…

-retrieves another glass and fills it to the brim;

Stolichnaya.

-hands it to him;